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The Farmer's Daughter by GrouchoM The Farmer's Daughter by GrouchoM
Did you hear the one about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter?

Well, this is the updated twenty-first century version. A traveling salesman (actually a shady sales rep on the run for embezzling company products) wanders up to a farm, where he meets a pretty young thing named Sarah. He tries to sweet talk her into going with him to town in the family truck, where he plans to bed her and then abandon her. But Sarah is a graduate of the University of Nebraska with degrees in business management and veterinary medicine and she has this bozo pegged from the start.

When the sales rep realizes this, he tries to steal the truck. But Sarah is also pretty physical (they grow 'em big in Nebraska) and a bit of a spitfire and won't give up the truck without a fight. Several scratches and bruises later, the sales rep has managed to get Sarah tied to a post and takes the truck, leaving curses in his wake. Poor Sarah can only wait until her brother comes home and finds her (Her brother is 325 pounds and plays left guard for the Cornhusker football team - - they grow 'em big in Nebraska). At that point, Sarah and her brother will go in search of said sales rep and their truck, and he better hope the Nebraska Highway Patrol gets to him first.

And all of this was inspired by a picture of Applejack from My Little Pony. Imagine what I'd create if I actually watched the show . . .
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russellcattle Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
This sort of thing happens to her so often that I'm starting to think Barny is a good name for a girl.
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teabound Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Being tied to that pole is not Sarah's only problem, Mr. Ed Won't stop laughing at her in the next stall!
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itiedherup Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
The sales rep DID have the good taste to feel her legs and flat tummy up before he left, right?
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Hard to say - - she's not telling and he doesn't have any teeth left.
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wendell606 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
A nice variation on an old saw.
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Godzilla713 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
Very nice
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An-Old-Otaku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hang the truck! I'd have taken the daughter!
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
He needed to escape and she wouldn't have gotten many miles to the gallon.
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An-Old-Otaku Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Good point although I guess he coulda taken both.

Personally, I figured it was probably because of the upkeep. My personal experience has always been that trucks require little upkeep, females considerably more!
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Never-Ending-Donkey Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
"And all of this was inspired by a picture of Applejack from My Little Pony. Imagine what I'd create if I actually watched the show . . ."

Somebody better hide Fluttershy.
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