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The Farmer's Daughter by GrouchoM The Farmer's Daughter by GrouchoM
Did you hear the one about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter?

Well, this is the updated twenty-first century version. A traveling salesman (actually a shady sales rep on the run for embezzling company products) wanders up to a farm, where he meets a pretty young thing named Sarah. He tries to sweet talk her into going with him to town in the family truck, where he plans to bed her and then abandon her. But Sarah is a graduate of the University of Nebraska with degrees in business management and veterinary medicine and she has this bozo pegged from the start.

When the sales rep realizes this, he tries to steal the truck. But Sarah is also pretty physical (they grow 'em big in Nebraska) and a bit of a spitfire and won't give up the truck without a fight. Several scratches and bruises later, the sales rep has managed to get Sarah tied to a post and takes the truck, leaving curses in his wake. Poor Sarah can only wait until her brother comes home and finds her (Her brother is 325 pounds and plays left guard for the Cornhusker football team - - they grow 'em big in Nebraska). At that point, Sarah and her brother will go in search of said sales rep and their truck, and he better hope the Nebraska Highway Patrol gets to him first.

And all of this was inspired by a picture of Applejack from My Little Pony. Imagine what I'd create if I actually watched the show . . .
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:iconrussellcattle:
russellcattle Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
This sort of thing happens to her so often that I'm starting to think Barny is a good name for a girl.
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teabound Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Being tied to that pole is not Sarah's only problem, Mr. Ed Won't stop laughing at her in the next stall!
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itiedherup Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
The sales rep DID have the good taste to feel her legs and flat tummy up before he left, right?
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Hard to say - - she's not telling and he doesn't have any teeth left.
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wendell606 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
A nice variation on an old saw.
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Godzilla713 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
Very nice
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An-Old-Otaku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hang the truck! I'd have taken the daughter!
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
He needed to escape and she wouldn't have gotten many miles to the gallon.
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An-Old-Otaku Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Good point although I guess he coulda taken both.

Personally, I figured it was probably because of the upkeep. My personal experience has always been that trucks require little upkeep, females considerably more!
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Never-Ending-Donkey Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
"And all of this was inspired by a picture of Applejack from My Little Pony. Imagine what I'd create if I actually watched the show . . ."

Somebody better hide Fluttershy.
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Trumpcard Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
*Imagined what you'd create if you watched the show then starts trembling* .......Oh the horror........ nice pic btw.
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
It does give one pause.
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Egoak Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:aww: She's so cute :clap:
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
I was trying for cute - - in a bombshell sort of way.
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Egoak Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll say that you surely did that :)
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Snapdragonparadise Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
I watched Dukes of Hazard for scenes like this.

Does her brother look anything like Brock Lesnar?
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Same build, a little taller, a little cuter. Picture Brock Lesnar with Justin Bieber's face.
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Snapdragonparadise Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Sounds like Li'l Abner's kid brother Tiny.
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TMason Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Applejack -> farmer girl bondage pic.

Confound these ponies, they drive you to bondage?

Nice work.
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
They didn't drive me. I was already there. :lol:
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MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
eXLLCENT AND SEXY WORK ON HER
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Gogol500 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Okay okay, what was the mental leap from my little pony to this?
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:icongrouchom:
GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
The blonde hair and the gingham blouse, actually. My mind just started free-associating on its own and I suddenly had the urge to draw this picture.
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Gogol500 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Ahh it all makes sense.
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Torpedo585 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just imagine for sure :lol: If her brother ever catches up with that crook...well...it ain't gonna be purty! :D
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Her brother is probably going to have to pull her off of him.
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Torpedo585 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing:
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Limpurtikles Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Inspired by a MLP-pic?!

May I ask for a link, please? :3
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
[link]

You're gonna be surprised.

Or maybe you won't.
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Limpurtikles Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
X3

I feel flattered! Really!
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
I'm glad. Thanks for the inspiration.
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BoundBlackGirlLover Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
AND she is crotch-roped to keep her energy to escape at a minimum by sapping her strength!
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Do you want her brother to KILL him instead of just maim him?
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BoundBlackGirlLover Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Just an IDEA I had, but NO "killin'"!
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BoundBlackGirlLover Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
The REAL "Farmer's Daughter" is a busty redhead from the Czech Republic:

[link]
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Mad-Hatter-1955 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing work man! :)
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GrouchoM Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
The story or the picture? Because the story is just me being goofy.
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Mad-Hatter-1955 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Both actually :)
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